Scary Stuff >> A boy was recently killed by a band of murderous monkeys.
Police Investigating >> A fan at Taylor Swift's concert just died of environmental factors.
Public In Outrage! >> This man was stripped of his gun permit after using it in self-defense.
Biden Is Stepping Down In 2024 >> This man is going to take Biden's place as president in 2024.
Getting Fishy >> The Biden Admin just gave Iran access to a $10 billion fund.
Slashed Player With Skates >> A hockey player was just arrested after slashing another player with skates.
Crisis Developing >> North Korea just closed the majority of their embassies.
A Mutiny >> This small town just overthrew their entire local government.
He Was Fed Up >> A civilian got out of his car and started shooting at climate protesters blocking the road.
Tides Turning >> Republicans suffered a major blow to the effectiveness of their party in the 2023 election.
